Title: Master Bates, Master Dick Bates|
Apparent Age: ???
Famous For: Hating a certain song, Wearing sexy lingerie, Not bein' so happy no more
Common Quote: "What?"
Played By: the Popular James Sammons
|Character Bio: Dick is great. Everyone really likes Dick. The Malkavians weren't too happy when the Tremere fucked with Dick. But when people fuck with Dick too much, they go a little crazy and get beaten by Monkey and locked in a closet. The moral of this tale? A little Dick can go a long way.|