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Title: Master Bates, Master Dick Bates Clan: Malkavian Occupation: none? Apparent Age: ??? Famous For: Hating a certain song, Wearing sexy lingerie, Not bein' so happy no more Common Quote: "What?" Played By: the Popular James Sammons |
| Character Bio: Dick is great. Everyone really likes Dick. The Malkavians weren't too happy when the Tremere fucked with Dick. But when people fuck with Dick too much, they go a little crazy and get beaten by Monkey and locked in a closet. The moral of this tale? A little Dick can go a long way. | |