Title: Master Bates, Master Dick Bates

Clan: Malkavian

Occupation: none?

Apparent Age: ???

Famous For: Hating a certain song, Wearing sexy lingerie, Not bein' so happy no more

Common Quote: "What?"

Played By: the Popular James Sammons
Character Bio: Dick is great. Everyone really likes Dick. The Malkavians weren't too happy when the Tremere fucked with Dick. But when people fuck with Dick too much, they go a little crazy and get beaten by Monkey and locked in a closet. The moral of this tale? A little Dick can go a long way.

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